Feigned Pity

During this summer vacation, it was particularly scorching, the temperature hit a record high.
But this did not affect the person holed at home with the air-condition blowing. 

A female voice resonated from the computer, “Quadra Kill.”

Yet, the person in front of the screen remained expressionless.
Just as he was engaging in a fierce battle with his fifth opponent, his phone vibrated.

Effortlessly, he enabled his loudspeaker. 

“AH AH AH AH AH AH!”

The loud shrieking suddenly bombarded his ears.
The shock caused his hand to jerk, making his skill misfire, giving his opponent the opportunity to strike back, earning his first death.

Gu Jing Yuan’s tone was grim, “three seconds, spit it out.”

“I ran into a little fairy at the gate of your community!” 

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“Zsw esd’v jds-”

Jlqsal Ck Zwl xydytle vs qkdkpb obyv bl oydvle vs pyu, Qw Kkdt Zwyd elnkpkhlzu ralpple vbl ale ‘bydt wr’ cwvvsd.

Mbl taswr nbyv kd vbl tyxl lmrzsele.

Ylxcla G: [Gx R czkde? Jspp oyp jkzzle yv zlhlz qkhl?]

Ylxcla J: [Pyeeu, obyv byrrldle?! Gal usw vkale?!]

Qw Kkdt Zwyd: [Yu czwdela]

Ekvb ds svbla ekpvwacydnl, vblu qswtbv wdkxrlele yzz vbl oyu.
Bdela vbl pwrla tse’p nsxxyde, vbl zkvvzl pszeklap pzsozu rwpble naupvyzp1.

Overcome with boredom, he started another round.

This time, he chose to be a support as he just wanted to kill time.
But looking at the AD’s2 red-rimmed eyes, he took the lead and went on his own.
In the beginning, the AD gave his prayer, but in the end, he knelt down and called him ‘daddy’.

He became the MVP3, a head harvester. 

He received nine more friend requests but rejected all of them. 

Finally, after completing another session, he turned to find that the person had yet to return.
Giving him a call but no one answered, Gu Jing Yuan’s face sank further.

He went directly into WeChat: [Did you die by the roadside?]

It took a while before the other party replied. 

[Almost there!]  

After waiting for ten more minutes, Qi Yue came back.
He was sweating and his face flushed from the heat but the excitement could not be concealed as he grinned like a Cheshire cat.

Gu Jing Yuan leaned lazily against his gaming chair, tilting his head to observe Qi Yue’s unstoppable smile brimming over with spring, only feeling that it looked vulgar.

Qi Yue yelled, “I just met a little fairy at the gate of your community! She has long fluttering hair, wearing a white dress.
When the wind blows, it looks like she’s floating.”

Without a change in expression, Gu Jing Yuan drily stated, “then that must be a female ghost.”

“Bullshit! Even without seeing her from the front, I can tell that she’s a fairy!”

Gu Jing Yuan glanced at him again, “so where’s my drink?”

He was not interested in this or that fairy.
What he cared more about was why Qi Yue came back empty-handed.

In euphoria, Qi Yue steadily continued, “I gave the drink to the little fairy!”

“Then why are you back, huh?”

“I really went to get your drink! Sorry! I was wrong! Brother Yuan! Daddy! It’s forty degrees outside.
It’s so hot but she was waiting for someone at the gate of the community.
As ideal men in this new era, we must have tender, protective feelings for the fairer sex.
You won’t mind, right?” 

The corner of Gu Jing Yuan’s mouth twitched, displaying a fake smile, “what do you think?”

Qi Yue cried, “I was wrong.”

Gu Jing Yuan’s heels pushed against the floor, rolling the gaming chair back into position, “tsk, go to the next room and come online.” 

“Huh?” Did he just spare him like that?

After one round, Qi Yue was on his knees once again.
He consecutively dropped two ranks! 

Qi Yue hugged his account and howled, “I just bragged about my game with the online ladies! My master ah ah ah! Gu Jing Yuan, you’re too treacherous!”

Gu Jing Yuan ignored him as he opened the last bottle of Coke.

“Forget it, if the old doesn’t go, the new wouldn’t come.
I plan to come to your