ShangriLa Frontier ~ Shitty Games Hunter Challenges Godly Game ~

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However, it seems that the salmon head has way better defensive stats when compared to my usual bird-head mask.
If you wish to tell me that I’ll be able to tank even a dragon breath to the face with this thing I will kill you with my laughter.

 

「Mold, go back to normal, why don’t you?」

 

「It’s okay, I’m okay…… Fufu.」

 

「Who would have thought that we could be so considerate.」

 

For now I was sitting in the corner of the room on my own, because the group thought that Straude might have an actual heart attack upon waking up and seeing a giant talking salmon right in front of his face.

 

I was sitting right there, feeling really sad, swinging my head from left to right like a metronome, with Emul still sitting right on top of it.
Meanwhile Rust and Mold raise Straude and show him the cutlass.

 

「Get up…… I said get up you stupid shithead!」

 

「Ugh, ughngh…… A fish speaking human tongue……」

 

「………」

 

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「Fugyuh!?」

 

A good old straight chop through the middle of the face should do the trick nicely here.

 

Just as I thought about that, Straude started to regain consciousness, looking as though he had no idea where he was at the current moment.

 

「Ugh, nghngh…… Where am I……?」

 

「Who gave you permission to go to sleep? Just be useful for a change and have a look at this.」

 

「……? It’s just your simple cutlass…… Wait a minute! This is……!」

 

I knew it, so it was an event flag after all.
With his eyes wide open and lips quivering, Straude looks at the cutlass as if he wanted to burn a hole through it.
Or, to be more specific, he was staring at the emblem of the red whale that was carved into the cutlass’s handle.

 

「Th, this! This! This is! Where, where did you……!?」

 

「My god, so noisy.」

 

I think to myself that if he does not shut up there would be a serious need of silencing him myself, but even so I present to him the possible clues about his father.

 

「I have found it in this city…… Umm, it was a possession of a very strong monster.」

 

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「Then…… Then…… Does that mean that Papa is……」

 

「And here you go, mumbling to yourself again……」

 

I understand how you must feel.
But just so you know, not everyone is just like you, and some of us like to take the risks, unless the possible penalties or death is not way to probable.

 

Well now, what should I do? Since I do realize that none of those guys are really good with roleplaying and stuff.

 

No, really, I get it, I really understand it, you know?

 

Sometimes there is no need for role play.
Sometimes there are just certain characters or races that can say what needs to be said all natural and without much effort.
But more often than not you need to be the one who says the exact words that the NPC needs to hear.

 

We are both players who tend to look at the plot of the game from a bird-eye’s perspective.
That’s just who we are.
And that is why it should be my own time to shine in a time like this.

 

「Oh well, I guess it cannot really be helped.
Just leave it to me.」

 

I have no idea how this whole even is going to turn out in the end, but I guess it is better than just sit on your ass while holding the cutlass to your chest and weep all day.

 

「Boy, are you really okay with that?」

 

「Eh?」

 

I can see from the way that he was holding this thing that this NPC was accustomed to handling a weapon like that.